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fartgallery:

alright it has come to my attention that some of you think i am a big nerd. this is egregious and so i am here to lay down the facts:

  1. i am actually very cool
  2. i own a pair of aviator sunglasses
  3. 3. nerds do not own aviator sunglasses
  4. my roommate has a basketball & i touched it earlier
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dreamwurks:

Tumblr and the skeleton war 2k14

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

powerburial:

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]
worstcats:

It just looks … i don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d want for a cat

worstcats:

It just looks … i don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d want for a cat

popularboyfriend:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

geometricdeathtrap:


so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

geometricdeathtrap:

so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead