~The Tiniest Stapler~

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

partism:

Pretty girls make me want to punch myself in the face

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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psychopathicrevolutions:

thilk:

sometimes homestuck characters get interpreted so badly that if the fandom were to organize a roleplay contest and hussie would join, hussie would lose

i wish this wasn’t true

pelicancity:

lemons-up-your-ass:

ridersxonxthexstorm:

mysterylnc:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

2000+ people are very happy for you

Suncake


Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.

pelicancity:

lemons-up-your-ass:

ridersxonxthexstorm:

mysterylnc:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

2000+ people are very happy for you

Suncake

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Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:



think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:

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think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

grawly:

thugful:

grawly:

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i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

you dont need one