~The Tiniest Stapler~

heckayeah:

you can run and you can hide but you’ll probably get away cause im really bad at hide and seek

4themindandsoul:

Bam bam bam, badum ba dum,
A duck walked up to the Sopor Stand, 
He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,
"Hey!" Ba ba bum,
"Got any cake?"
The troll said, “No we don’t have any cake.
Sopor’s the only thing we’ve ever made”
The duck said, “what a shame”
Then he waddled away, 
waddle, waddle,
'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum
When the duck walked up to the Sopor Stand,
He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,
"Hey!" Ba ba bum,
"Got any cake?"
The troll said, “No we never had cake fuckface,
We have Slime, would you like a taste?”
The duck said, “No way!”
Then he waddled away, 
waddle, waddle,
Then he waddled away, 
waddle, waddle, 
Then he waddled away, 
waddle, waddle, 
'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum
When the duck walked up to the Sopor Stand,
He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,
"Hey!" Ba ba bum,
"Got any cake?"
The troll said, “What the fuck is wrong with you?
We don’t have cake; we never do!”
The duck said, “How true.”
Then he waddled away, 
waddle, waddle,
Then he waddled away, 
waddle, waddle, waddle,
Then he waddled away, 
waddle, waddle,
'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum

4themindandsoul:

Bam bam bam, badum ba dum,

A duck walked up to the Sopor Stand, 

He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,

"Hey!" Ba ba bum,

"Got any cake?"

The troll said, “No we don’t have any cake.

Sopor’s the only thing we’ve ever made”

The duck said, “what a shame”

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum

When the duck walked up to the Sopor Stand,

He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,

"Hey!" Ba ba bum,

"Got any cake?"

The troll said, “No we never had cake fuckface,

We have Slime, would you like a taste?”

The duck said, “No way!”

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle, 

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle, 

'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum

When the duck walked up to the Sopor Stand,

He said to the troll runnin’ the stand,

"Hey!" Ba ba bum,

"Got any cake?"

The troll said, “What the fuck is wrong with you?

We don’t have cake; we never do!”

The duck said, “How true.”

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle, waddle,

Then he waddled away, 

waddle, waddle,

'Till the very next day bam bam bam bam ba dum

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

dignitea:

hey

listen to me

your heart is still beating

you still have air in your lungs

and you still have a shot

do not give up

Friend: we have too many unfinished rps
Me: i know
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: so i have this idea for a rp

rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

loveintheshadowsistheonlykind:

thebakerstreetboyz:

riesshistoria:

what will surely be the downfall of evolutionism (part one)

I’m choking

literally weak with laughter omg

threewordphrase:

tobyjones:

oweeeeendennis:

So today Ryan drew that first picture of Mordecai up there. Then Toby, Sarah and I joined in and things kinda got out of hand for an hour.

That was a good hour.

Good times

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

bundere:

bundere:

DO NOT BUY A BUNNY JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW A CUTE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET!!! DO NOT BUY ANY ANIMAL JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW A CUTE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET. DO RESEARCH FIRST AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT ANIMAL. PETS ARE NOT HANDBAGS DO NOT TREAT THEM AS SUCH

This is super relevant again with Easter coming around the corner!!!

lucariomegas:

*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb